Federal agents are executing warrants at Twin Cities daycare providers

MPR News helps you turn down the noise and build shared understanding. Turn up your support for this public resource and keep trusted journalism accessible to all. 

Turn Up Your Support

Remember for a moment the days of your youth. Before you were a reader of Serious Literature. Before you cared about the big questions and thematic duality, Pynchon's latest or the spectacular weirdness of China Mieville. Bring to mind a simpler time when books existed either as pure, picture-heavy entertainment or (depending on your age) as a vehicle for Dick and Jane to teach you about manners or Ninja Turtles to school you on good oral hygiene.

When we were young, curious monkeys got to go to space and talking bears taught us about friendship and the clothing-optional lifestyle. And everything was good and joyful because if a pantsless bear with a worrying honey dependency could solve all his problems within the space of a dozen pages, well then, really, how hard could life really be?

 (an American version of the best-selling U.K. series, 

) makes the case that maybe we should have never stopped taking our life lessons in simple, brightly-colored, large-print format. That maybe complex, grown-up concerns like hangovers, child-rearing, gender roles and living mindfully might best be confronted and understood by plain and direct statements:


 focuses primarily on scientifically proven facts about hangovers, like "Consuming alcohol lowers the body's reserves of vital elements such as iron, potassium, water and bacon. Every unit of alcohol kills the equivalent of two inches of bacon which must be replaced the next morning." And then throws in some observational truths to balance things out:


This is accompanied by a lovely, Dick-and-Jane-style illustration of an idyllic suburban family scene with dad on the floor playing cars with his son — wisdom on one side, art on the other. And each book in the series (four now, more promised) proceeds in this fashion.


They're joke books, essentially (written by comedy writers Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris) — short and dark and dry and easily digestible, with a surprising number of laughs per slim volume. Of the four, the guide to 

 was my favorite because it perfectly skewers the entitled hippie nonsense of it all (favorite line: "Sophie is concentrating on her breath. It smells of Funyuns. She says she has light for breakfast, air for lunch and love for supper, but Sophie has also secretly had some Funyuns."), and 

 came off as the least funny, though it does have a lovely undercurrent of sadness. My favorite page? A painting of a sixties mom, oddly dressed in go-go boots and a fur-lined mini-dress, obviously sitting down to a job interview, which tells this little story:



And that's funny because I have had a similar experience. And I 

 singing it out loud.
So look, are they great literature? Of course not. But considering the ridiculousness, sadness, stress and inherent schadenfreude of growing up and adulting in this modern age, the 

 are a pleasant tonic — momentarily distracting, brightly-colored, dry as a perfect gin martini, and just retro enough to be cool.


Jason Sheehan is an ex-chef, a former restaurant critic and the current food editor of 

magazine. But when no one is looking, he spends his time writing books about spaceships, aliens, giant robots and ray guns.

Arts and Culture

The Thread® - Books and Literary News

Jason Sheehan

Author

The new "Fireside Grown-Up Guide" series is a throwback to the brightly-colored life lessons of your childhood. They're dark and dry and surprisingly funny, a pleasant tonic for your grown-up cares.

The 'Fireside Guide' has delightfully simple answers to your grown-up problems

Go Deeper.

Like this?

News you can use in your inbox