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Obama’s birthday

The Late Show with David Letterman has the Top Ten Things Overheard at Barack Obama's Birthday Party (yesterday was Obama's bday).

Top Ten

10) "Where is Britney?"

9) "Hillary, get me another drink"

8) "Brett Favre hasn't decided if he's coming or not"

7) "John McCain has demanded we start drilling for oil in the punch bowl"

6) "Is Senator Craig still in the men's room?"

5) "Where's Paris?"

4) "This is the Barackiest birthday party I've ever been to"

3) No number 3 - writer watching swimming doggies

2) "Mr. Gore, please put your shirt on"

1) "Spitzer's here and he brought whores!"

For those worried, Obama's birthday present has been recovered.