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The actuarial tables can be your friend when deciding how much work you want to put into creating the perfect lawn. When you're young -- and, perhaps, stupid -- you have all the time in the world to believe that your lawn is a statement about you. As time is running out, you begin to realize that dandelions and crabgrass were here before you, and they're going to be there long after you become tomorrow's mulch.
Fernando Rodney, citizen
There was a real mystery involved in yesterday's Twins-Rays game at Target Field. Why did manager Paul Molitor bring in his closer, Fernando Rodney, to pitch in the fifth inning? It was because Rodney had someplace to be .
The $2,000 lesson about Bird scooters
Earl Wilkinson at the Dallas Morning News took a ride on one the other night and ended up using Uber, because he had to get to the hospital emergency room.
The Minnesota Court of Appeals Monday ruled that people with drug convictions cannot be permanently required to undergo drug testing as a condition of receiving general assistance benefits. The case involved a Washington County woman.
For many, it's hard to pick a side in the fight. Who wants their peace and quiet disturbed by a partying horde? On the other hand, if the woods and lakes are off-limits to people who can't afford to own a cabin, where's the fairness in that?
In booting pizza chain, Minnesota Twins send a message
To their credit, the Minnesota Twins and some other Major League Baseball teams sent an important message when they closed down concession stands selling Papa John's pizza last Thursday: Racists are not welcome here.