There may be only one place in the Northern Hemisphere where people aren't talking about the cold: Carstairs, Alberta, north of Calgary.
They've got a mystery in the town of 4,000. Car FOB's have stopped working near a grocery store.
Giggle if you must, but maybe you've never been overwhelmed by the trauma of learning math. Numbers, nothing but numbers that are all supposed to fit somewhere.
A lot of people on social media are pointing out today that it's colder in Minnesota and the Upper Midwest than it is in Antarctica, to which others point out that it's winter in the Upper Midwest and summer in the Southern Hemisphere.
Both are missing an important point.
We hold doors for each other. We let the pedestrians cross against the light and think nothing of it because they're out there and we're safe in a car and, what the heck does it matter anyway? We're nicer
this week and we got that way without terrorists having to ram jetliners into buildings like the last time we were all nice to each other because we were all in it together.
We all know the type. Flies on frequent flyer miles. Has to wait to get a seat assignment that puts her in the middle seat, talks loudly on the cellphone so everyone know the details of her victimization.
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