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CEO John Paton has sent a memo to employees that a sale 'is not in the best interest of shareholders at this time.'
Happy Herb Morrison day!
Herb Morrison was the guy who covered the Hindenburg disaster in New Jersey. Nobody heard his real voice that day.
Art or smut?
"The Women of Algiers" is a Picasso masterpiece. A Fox News station apparently felt differently.
The uniforms the Timberwolves will never wear
Today's sports news comes from the Department of Lipstick on a Pig.
Patriots issue rebuttal to Deflategate report
The New England Patriots are pushing back -- and hard -- against the independent investigation of whether and how footballs used by the team in last season's AFC Championship Game were deflated.
You know the type. You reach out your hand, grab the one extended to you and give it a firm shake, only to be met with the limp fish version. Now a study suggests you're shaking hands with a dead man walking.
Somewhat quietly, Washington County has acknowledged that you don't have to believe in God to marry two people.
Two news stories today are requiring a fine microscope to find logic.
The man who put the swing in our prairie home
For a man with a Texas accent, Johnny Gimble sure screamed 'Minnesota' to a lot of people.
Prince returns to the Internet
I'll be with you in a moment, I'm just checking 'post a Prince concert without getting served with a court order' off my bucket list.