Capitol View®

Let’s review the day in politics

1) Mike Hatch either did or didn't call a reporter a "Republican whore"

2) The poster boy for family values admits he bought drugs from a guy, but didn't have sex with him. A massage, maybe, but not sex.

3) A candidate for office who lost both legs in Iraq doesn't get the endorsement of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, which favors -- instead -- a candidate who didn't serve in the military.

4) In the middle of the "war on terror" the United States government posts instructions on making a nuclear bomb on the Internet.

So, you're a writer for the Daily Show. Where do you start?