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Had an adulterous affair with a member of Congress?

Porno king Larry Flynt is offering $1 million to anyone who can show he or she had a sexual encounter with a member of Congress or a high-ranking government official. He said the offer has produced promising tips.

"I don't want a man like that legislating for me, especially in the areas of morality," he said of "big-sin"-committer Sen. David Vitter.

At last check, Beverly Hills was not located in Louisiana.

For some reason I can't get that old Jack Benny joke out of my head.

"Your money or your life!"

"I'm thinking... I'm thinking"