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Minnesota’ idyllic ice age in pretty pictures

The brilliant sunshine came out -- for a few seconds -- in flyover country today, momentarily lifting spirits and, as coincidence would have it, allowing us to read a fabulous New York Times blog looking at our tundra with a "yeah, I remember how I was like that once" attitude.

"Winter was something that I was quite scared of, moving to Minnesota," photographer Jenn Ackerman, a native of Virginia, tells the New York Times' Lens blog. "But I'd heard that if you want to love Minnesota, you have to accept winter. So I thought, 'O.K., I don't know what that means, but I'm going to do this.' "

We get it. We've been there. We bought the, "if you're going to live here, you have to love winter" ideal until we simply couldn't stand living with ourselves -- and this miserable excuse for a season -- any more.

She provides lovely pictures of

bleak

 

God-forsaken

 

pathetic

 

living-in-a-cold hell

hearty Minnesotans who are upholding the

fraudulent

 

mythic

 

soul-crushing

reality of living here.

If anyone from the outside world should be navigating to this page, please: help us.

(h/t: Hart VanDenburg)